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Your, major, sucks : A Look On What Makes You Awful Satirical Thoughts

They tap the financial knowledge and skills learned in college to make sound decisions about an organization's resources. Financial Analysts benefit from the coursework in accounting, finance, economics, and mathematics which is traditionally part of a business major.  Also history majors have weird fetishes when it comes to wars and genocides.  I also realize most gym owners are business majors who liked P90X as a sports background.

Accountant, accountants help organizations to finance their operations, abide by government regulations, save money, and maximize their profits.  I had to buy 1,000 books on Shakespeare and Oxford commas thankyouverymuch.  For others, you hopefully will laugh.

 English majors never take breaths in-between sentences.  But lets be real, you arent curing cancer nor discovering cold nuclear fusion.